You don't have to say anything Brittany
- “So you two are in love? Soulmates, so to speak?”
- “Yes. I’d say that was accurate.”
- “Yes. I’d say that was accurate.”
Meanwhile, in the world
- Europe: Wow, Eurovision this year was so much fun!
- Australia: Eurovision! Yeah we love Eurovision, we watch it every year!
- America: Eurovision? What's that?
- Australia: Why have we never been invited, we would love to participate, we also have Australian Idol, we could do that!
- Europe: Yeah, well, the point is, it's a competition for european countries, like... Europe. And - well - you are not... Europe.
- America: What are you talking abou-
- Australia: We never get invited to all the cool things, come on, we also have class acts and we have weirdos!
- Europe: ...
- Australia: You are not the only ones with culture, Europe!
- Europe: ...
- America: Did I miss somethi-
- Australia: THIS IS SO UNFAIR EUROPE WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE REST OF THE WORLD OUT THERE SHOULD BE A COMPETITION FOR EVERYONE
- when other countries give points to their neighbors: wow this is so unfair obviously they didn't like the song, it's all about the politics omfg rUDE
- when our neighbors don't give us points: OH MY GOD THOSE BASTARDS, WE TRUSTED YOU SUCK A DICK
You experience things, and then they’re over.
last week when we were taking a bath together, wasn’t that a date?
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
I think this is the most beautiful eurovision post
"Because here’s the thing about realizing you’re into girls. Hardly anyone I know has ever said, “Am I gay?” in the same way they say, “Hey, do you know what the weather’s supposed to be like tomorrow?” Like they just need to figure out how to dress for the occasion. No, when most people ask, “Am I gay?” they ask it with the kind of urgency they would usually reserve for things like, “Do I strap this parachute to my back and jump from this free falling airplane or do I nose dive into the ocean and hope the sharks don’t eat my remains? SINK OR SWIM? LIVE OR DIE? QUENCH THE FIRE OR BURN ALIVE?” It feels so urgent, and the reason it feels so urgent is because you’re probably not just asking, “Hey, do I want to make out with other girls?”
You’re also probably asking: What the hell are my parents going to say when I tell them I want to kiss other girls? And my friends and my co-workers and my classmates and everyone at my family reunion? And what’s that girl going to say when I tell her I want to kiss her? And how is my life ever going to be OK, and how can I go on being the same, and am I the same, and what else do I not know about what’s alive inside me? And who will still love me and who will start hating me, and is God involved, or the government maybe, and what if it’s only one girl I want to kiss, and how do I label myself and must I label myself, and what if I change my mind and, really, what if I do burn alive?"
You’re also probably asking: What the hell are my parents going to say when I tell them I want to kiss other girls? And my friends and my co-workers and my classmates and everyone at my family reunion? And what’s that girl going to say when I tell her I want to kiss her? And how is my life ever going to be OK, and how can I go on being the same, and am I the same, and what else do I not know about what’s alive inside me? And who will still love me and who will start hating me, and is God involved, or the government maybe, and what if it’s only one girl I want to kiss, and how do I label myself and must I label myself, and what if I change my mind and, really, what if I do burn alive?"
— Heather Hogan (via ladysaviours)
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
i really don’t know whats happening so i’m just assuming its like this
